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Yo, listen up, my friend! Sex-dating, ja, it’s wild out dere! I’m talkin’ fast hookups, swipe-right madness, total chaos sometimes. Like in *The Headless Woman*, ya know, “What did I do?” – dat’s me after a crazy night! Dis world of sex-dating, it’s a jungle, I tell ya. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, dey got people actin’ nuts – one minute you’re chattin’, next you’re dodgin’ weirdos sendin’ dick pics. True story, dis one guy, he sent a selfie wit’ a goat – a GOAT! – sayin’ it’s his “wingman.” I laughed so hard I nearly cried, den got mad ‘cause, what da hell, man?!